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    Ask the Djinn to unfreeze the torch.
    I like to Wibble, Wibble. I like to... WIBBLE!

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    This time not imprisoned but rather exploring the dungeon. Help me find the hidden monkey statue.

    Inventory
    A fancy suit (equipped)
    Boots (equipped)
    A poketwatch
    2 Matches
    A toasted cheese sandwich
    2 spare shoelaces.
    1 torch (frozen)


    Surroundings

    The corridor is now dark, only slightly illuminated by the aura of the Djinn. The Djinn smiles at me and looks like he wants me to speak to him. I ask him to give me the golden monkey or a map to the golden monkey.

    "Wish Granted"

    The Djinn disappears in a cloud of smoke. The area is now lit only slightly by Zack's ghostly outline. Zack is doing something unnatural on the Pokeman picture and I'm afraid to speak to him. I can't see if the golden monkey is here or not.
    Behold the revolution

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    Join in with whatever Zack is doing in an attempt to get close to him.

    Make a leash out of the shoelaces and lasso Zack.

    Shout "Yargle-Flumph!!!" at the torch in an attempt to re-light it.

    Use the pocketwatch (stick) and sandwich (carrot) to force Zack to lead you to the Monkey Statue.
    I like to Wibble, Wibble. I like to... WIBBLE!

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    This time not imprisoned but rather exploring the dungeon. Help me find the hidden monkey statue.

    Inventory
    A fancy suit (equipped)
    Boots (equipped)
    A poketwatch
    2 Matches
    A toasted cheese sandwich
    2 spare shoelaces.
    1 torch (frozen)


    Surroundings

    I can only see a faint glow of Zack. I attempt to join in with Zack and discover that my hand moves right through his image, he's not really here.

    Shouting "Yargle-Flumph!!!!" at the torch causes the ice to crack. Meanwhile Zack's ghostly image bursts into flames and the voice of the Djinn booms overhead. "Do not call me again!"

    The tunnel is now greatly illuminated by zack's burning ghost. I see a sandy haired monkey scurrying away frantically.
    Behold the revolution

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    Don't get between me and my Pikachu vagina!

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    Use the shoelace lasso to catch the monkey.

    Slowly roast it over the flames from Zack's ghost.

    Season lightly with essence of Gamera.

    Eat and Enjoy.
    Last edited by MMC; 25-05-09 at 02:42.
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    This time not imprisoned but rather exploring the dungeon. Help me find the hidden monkey statue.

    Inventory
    A fancy suit (equipped)
    Boots (equipped)
    A poketwatch
    2 Matches
    A toasted cheese sandwich
    2 spare shoelaces.
    1 torch (frozen)


    Surroundings

    The tunnel is now greatly illuminated by zack's burning ghost. I see a sandy haired monkey scurrying away frantically. I use a lasso made from shoelaces and rope the monkey. The monkey says "Are you going to eat me or spank me?"

    "Eat you!"

    The monkey screeches loudly and slaps me across the face. I club him with the frozen torch until he's unconscious and blood comes out the corner of his mouth.

    I start seasoning him with my 'essence' when he reawakens and runs into the dark part of the corridor.

    Zack's flame burns out.
    Behold the revolution

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    You should have spanked the monkey.

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    Quote Originally Posted by z4ckdabeast View Post
    You should have spanked the monkey.
    QFT!
    Behold the revolution

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    Draw a Pikachu vagina on the ground.

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    This time not imprisoned but rather exploring the dungeon. Help me find the hidden monkey statue.

    Inventory
    A fancy suit (equipped)
    Boots (equipped)
    A poketwatch
    2 Matches
    A toasted cheese sandwich
    2 spare shoelaces.
    1 torch (slightly thawed)


    Surroundings

    The corridor is now dark. I draw a pikachu vagina on the ground again.

    Ghostzack comes again but this time gives me the finger and walks away.

    "I outgrew that **** when I hit puberty 10 minutes ago."

    I say, "Go **** yourself!"

    Ghostzack stands in place and then does a hilarious stationary motion. I will not go closer to investigate. I find some dried grass on the ground as well as a big black spider.
    Behold the revolution

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    Kill the spider!

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    This time not imprisoned but rather exploring the dungeon. Help me find the hidden monkey statue.

    Inventory
    A fancy suit (equipped)
    Boots (equipped)
    A poketwatch
    2 Matches
    A toasted cheese sandwich
    2 spare shoelaces.
    1 torch (mostly thawed)


    Surroundings

    The corridor is dimly lit by Zack's ghostly glow.

    I think hard about killing the spider and the best way to go about it, but suddenly it starts to grow. As the spider grows it begins looking more like a beautiful woman, until it's finally a gorgeous brunette holding a lantern.

    "You wouldn't hurt lil ol' me would you?" She says, a slight smile playing across her lips.
    Behold the revolution

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    10 If hungry / then eat sammich.
    20 if horny / then **** Melinda.
    30 if goal-oriented / then ask Melinda for help.
    40 goto 10

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    Caught in a loop? How can you not want any of those things?


    Somebody clean up my code. please. I'm way rusty.

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    Actually don't want any of those things...
    Behold the revolution

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    :shocked:

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    Holy ****, Boy Wonder. A sammich, a Melinda-****, and some help? How can he not go for any of those? Who'd tell missus turtle?

    Sheesh.

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    Nobody will tell Missus turtle if you **** Melinda, Metal.

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