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    They're grilling the poke chop I gave 'em! They asked how I liked the 40 (I poured a lot of it out) and I told 'em it was good. They bought more pork chops and want me over for a late lunch!
    Behold the revolution

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    So you'll get your pork chops after all!

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    looks like.
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    Do those people you speak of even have a job? It appears that all they do is eating and nourishing their hedonism all day long.
    Canada **** yeah!

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    I see that Riesstiu musta been busy while i was working...

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    Quote Originally Posted by eastsidebagel View Post
    Do those people you speak of even have a job? It appears that all they do is eating and nourishing their hedonism all day long.
    It's a holiday weekend here in the US, but I don't know if they all have jobs. They have lots of kids though so I'm sure the democrats are giving them food stamps and welfare checks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Metaliturtle View Post
    They have lots of kids though so I'm sure the democrats are giving them food stamps and welfare checks.


    Quote Originally Posted by Buster's Uncle View Post
    I see that Riesstiu musta been busy while i was working...
    Busy going on a trolling rampage.

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    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FArZxLj6DLk"]YouTube - Flight of the Conchords Ep 3 Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros[/ame]

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    Wow, nice people when they aren't to' up. We had barbecued pork chops, ribs, chicken, watermelon, 7 layer salad and gello for dessert. Turns out JaVon (the dad) is a mechanic who fixes up junky old cars and gives them to needy families in his church in his spare time.

    Some of the kids are lazy gangsta wannabes. They were surprised that I knew who Lil' Wayne was.
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    JaVon? Are they a black family?

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    Yeah and they live up to a lot of stereotypes... but overall I'm glad they're my neighbors, most of them are very kind and funny people.
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    That sounds like a fine meal, and a great punchline to the story. Sometimes people who made a bad start with you are a very pleasant surprize.

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    Can't count anyone out until they give you just cause. Luckily teh interwebz is annonymouse!
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    Fat black people can be very enjoyable sometimes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Metaliturtle View Post
    They have lots of kids though so I'm sure the democrats are giving them food stamps and welfare checks.
    Letting children starve and wear rags -- it's the Republican way! :

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    Letting people stay at home instead of work, then give them money the government doesn't have -- it's the Democrat way! :

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    Letting kiddies, who aren't old enough to vote, have their say -- it's the WPC way! :
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    :clapper:

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    Nice story.
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